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Say a Prayer

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house... Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. 'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer,' said his mother. 'I don't need to,' the boy replied... 'Of course, you do,' his mother insisted. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.' 'That's at our house,' Johnny explained. 'But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!'

 

Resting at Home

A man and a woman were celebrating their ruby wedding anniversary, so to celebrate the man brought his wife to Israel for a holiday. Whilst they were there, the wife died. The Israeli authorities told the husband that if he brought her home it would cost thousands, but if he buried her in Israel it would only cost $75.

"That’s ok" the man said, “I will take her home."

"What!" said the Israeli authority. "Are you mad! It will only cost $75 if you bury her here."

"I know that” said the man, “but I have heard about Israel; it has quite a reputation… you buried a man here and three days later he rose again, I had better ta
ke her home!"