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Resting at Home
A man and a woman were celebrating their ruby wedding
anniversary, so to celebrate the man brought his wife to Israel for a holiday.
Whilst they were there, the wife died. The Israeli authorities told the husband
that if he brought her home it would cost thousands, but if he buried her in
Israel it would only cost $75.
"That’s ok" the man said, “I will take her home."
"What!" said the Israeli authority. "Are you mad! It will only cost $75 if you bury her here."
"I know that” said the man, “but I have heard about Israel; it has quite a reputation… you buried a man here and three days later he rose again, I had better take her home!"