For “Catholic Humor, Wit and Wisdom”
A Little Humor...
Two older men were talking over a cup of coffee at the parish senior center.
“I’ve sure gotten old,” one said. “I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. I can’t even remember if I’m 89 or 98.”
“Just thank God you still have your driver’s license,” said the other