Wit, Wisdom, and Humor

—A priest, a minister and a rabbi are discussing when life begins. The priests says, “It begins at conception”. The minister says, “Life begins at 24 weeks gestation”. The rabbi says, “You are both wrong, Life begins when the kids move out of the house and the dog dies.”

Live as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming back tomorrow.

                                                                               -Theodore Epp.

Therefore, keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come.

                                                                                      Matthew 24:42

You never get a busy signal when you want to talk to God. 

And call upon Me in the day of trouble; I shall rescue you, and you will honor me.                                                                              Psalm 50: 15